Twenty-five thousand dollars reward is a lot of money
That's why we got this tip
So many tips,
which one is real?
Never mind,
go up and check it out
Sergeant, the suspect is upstairs
Put this away, you're undercover
You stay watch here
Get down
Get out of the car
...Distinguished guests, fellow officers...
We are here today...
To honour those amongst us...
Who during the line of duty...
Have exercised at most courage and perseverance
These men are the pride of our Police Force
And we are proud to have them as comrades
Commissioner Tones will present the metals of brassard
Mr. Yeung, your things
Thanks
Oh Tuba! Give me back that silly thing
Are you buying instant noodles again?
You eat so much noodles,
no wonder you're overweight
You're wrong this time, tonight it's fire pot
Too bad you get off late, otherwise I'd invite to come
You're nice, if I was five years older
I'd consider you as a boy friend
Come on, I'm not that much older than you
I'll pick this up on the way out, where's David
Inside
Tuba, stop playing around
I've got some more for you to guess
"Scran"
"Split"
"Pull"
"Bite"
OK, I give up
"Go Dutch"
Tuba, you're in luck
We found a date for you tonight
Really? Thanks!
Our pleasure!
Come on, let's sit down
Tuba
Hi!
Tuba
Hi!
Tuba
Hi
Tuba
Hi!
Nice to meet you, Tuba
Stay here, I have to go wash the vegetables
I'll help you
They make a lovely pair
A princess and her prince charming
Washing vegetables?
No, roasting duck
Yes, I'm washing vegetables
Need any help?
No need, I'm finished
You can help bring it out!
OK!
If my wife asks
You say we spent last night in a Coffee shop
No... used that excuse last week...
Say we spent last night playing mah-jong
All done
Bring the fish head outside
OK
You know what? You wash vegetables beautiful
You'll make a good husband
Thanks!
I can cook vegetables really well
We'll make a good pair... you wash, I cook
If my wife asks,
we went fishing last night
Got it?
What
Fishing
All done!
Take all that outside
If my wife asks where we went last night
Say we went folk dancing
Hey!
What are you doing, daring? Come over here
Mah-jong... fishing... folk-dancing
...and...
And what?
Nothing!
Everybody out!
So much!
Hurry, come on over
Coming
Where do I sit
Over here
Please, help yourself
Last night we went to a wake at the funeral parlour
I got it
You sure do
I'm getting old,
friends are propping dead left fewer
Water is boiling! Let's eat!
With last night on my mind, how can I eat?
Where are you last night?
We went
We were at the funeral parlour
That's right. At a wake!
You spent the whole night at the funeral parlour
That's right, it got boring, so we played mah-jong
You play mah-jong...
at a wake?
It was a happy wake
Yes, we'd a good time
Yes, two birds with one stone
Then we remembered...
our late friend had...
A special preference of fish
So we asked Ah Chung to come help us fish
Yes, we went to the nearby pier
It's hard to catch fish off that pier
It usually is But our late friend must have spirit
We caught one at dawn around...
So Big...
Right, so big!
Right, first the wake, than mah-jong, than fishing
What else can we do for the remembrance of a dead friend
What about me? What about folk-dancing?
Why can't you folk-dance at a wake
Why can't you play mah-jong and folk-dancing
Why can't you fish and folk-dancing
I'm not finished yet...
We were setting up the mah-jong table, we folk-dance
Because it's hard to book the folk-dance ball
We folk-danced at the funeral parlour
We folk-fished and we play danced...
No, we play-danced and we folk-waked...
No...
we fish-mah-jonged and wake-danced...
No... folk-danced!
No... fished and folk-danced
Folk-mah-jong and fished-wake...
No, folk-dance...
You're a liar!
What did I say wrong?
You're a liar
Do you believe me?
I believe every word
You're a liar
Don't be afraid
I know you're upset, so I'm trying to change the feel
Let's forget about the unpleasant past
And start our happy future
We're like these plates vegetables
Both in the same pot
Let's enjoy it
Sorry. Am I intruding?
You...
Congratulation
Why... you?
I'm moving back in...
I've past my police cadet training
Help me
The veggies are very sweet
I'll be cool, you two enjoy yourself
I'll stay in my room, you two carry on
Yes, let's carry on!
Morning Sir
Morning
You got grades in school! Report to serious crime section
Take this and go get you revolver from the army room
Yes Sir
Reporting, Sir
Next
You report to Homicide
Don't forget to get your revolver from the army room
Yes, Sir
Next
Your grades weren't bad! You go to undercover group
And report...
to Inspector Kan
No need for the uniform, go get your revolver
Yes Sir
What are you doing sitting there?
Put on your cap
You go report to inter-office delivery
Inter-office delivery?
Yes, any questions?
You'll be responsible for delivering document
That's just like being an office boy
Almost
What about my revolver?
No one going to rob your documents in a police station
No need to get a revolver
Mr. Chairman
Be sit...
One moment please
Urgent phone call for you, won't say who he is
Mr. Kan, your car is blocking my way
I'm going to get rid of it
Who is this? Is this some kind of a joke
Last time you caused on of our brothers to get arrest
I'll give you one more chance
Bring US$200,000 tonight to TST Star Ferry and wait
Before you report to the police...
Mr. Kan, think about your family
What should I do
You did right coming to us...
From now on, the police handle this
This bunch is getting really bold
If they find out, I come to the police
Will my family really be in danger?
Relax! We'll take care of everything
Right! Trust us!
Thanks, Sir!
Sir, let me handle this case
But those crooks will recognise you as a cop
That's right
We need a policeman who doesn't look like a cop
Where do we find one
Tuba
What did you say?
Tub
Tongo
Trouble
You scared me
You all right
I'm all right
Is everything clear
Tomorrow you take over as manager
I'll finish checking the back room
Thanks
Can you guess what this is
Guess this action
What am I doing
Figure it out yet
Are you molesting me
Sorry, I didn't mean it
That's what that pervert on the bus said
That pervert during the charity walk said,
you pervert
Sir, will you please leave, you've not welcome
I didn't mean it
Besides, I'm a regular customer here
So doesn't mean you can do what you like
What were you doing...
in front of the cameras
Nothing, I just...
Get out of here
Let me just show you
Hot water, cold water
Test water temperature
Is that how you test water temperature
If not, you show me
This say...
Hot water, cold water, then...
Oh! You're both here
Tuba! Anything for me to guess
Not any more
Let me introduce you to our new manager, Joan
Tuba is a regular customer and a good friend
Sorry about the misunderstanding
I'm sorry for causing the misunderstanding
I'm sorry
I don't know what you're both sorry about
I still have some things to gather
Bye
Tuba, closing time
OK! I'll close the gate for you
OK
Thanks
Bye
Where are you going
Home
I'll drop you off
Good
Where do you live
Upstairs
I knew I should have moved
No need to drop me off
Bye
Why am I so stupid
We're friends, why be shy
I'm not married
I'm free to court her, get to know her better
With the increasing crime rate
Sending her home is natural thing to do
Ask her to dinner, it's a natural thing to do
Ask her to go to movie, it's a natural thing
Ask her to go to bed, it's a natural thing
You sure?
No problem on my part, just don't know about her
Sergeant, this is Tuba
A pleasant surprise, Sergeant
Sir, do you...
I don't...
Have a seat
Do you have a Walkman?
Yes, I'll get it
I need you help
Walkman
Put it on
Sergeant said put it on!
What can I do for you
I want you to take a bag...
to my wife lover
Tonight at midnight, Tsimshatsui Ferry
I hope you won't refuse me
No, I won't...
So it's settled
How...
I'm depending on you
Who do I contact
He'll contact you, bye
Contact who?
Not contact who, but contact by whom?
You're cool
Why am I cool
You know, you're cool
What are you talking about
No need to elaborate, you know you're cool
You call me over to tell me I know I'm cool
Robert, what's the matter
Nothing
Don't move! Don't look over here
Put down your thing
Smile
Don't smile so reluctantly
Fix your hair
Good
Be more feminine
What sex appeal
Mister, can you help us take a picture
Thanks! You're a good man
Have change
Yes
Thanks
For you
my phone
Are you fat?
Yes
Are you carrying a bag?
Yes
Isn't that stupid fatty holding a bag standing here
Yes
Who is he
President Marcos
Listen carefully
Go to the Kwai Chung container pier by 12:30
Walk over to the guards stand by the pier
If you're late, I won't wait
After I hang up, don't say "Hello"
Kwai Chung container cargo pier...
Sir
Sir, it's me
What are you doing here
I came to help you
To help me
What tactic shall we use
What tactic
In training school, the instructor told us
If we were up against many men, to attack head part
In other words, tactic "R.S.T."
If up against few men, to surround the opponent
In other words, tactic "V.B.K."
What tactic shall we use
T.P.T.
What's "T.P.T."
Try praying, Tootsie
How could the instructor didn't teach us that one
You weren't in the advanced class
If you really want to help. Stand aside
No, I can't
Who will cover you
Don't you know this mission is dangerous
I'm not afraid of death
If I should perish during the line of duty
Please don't cover my coffin with the wrong flag
I want to be covered with the Chinese flag
What are you doing
Getting your gun so I can cover you
Wait, go get the blanket from the front seat
Why?
Go get it!
Next to the driver's seat
Spread it on the ground
On the ground
Do it
Don't kick your blanket! You'll catch cold
Need a hit?
Needed it hours ago
Hold on after you retrieve the bag from fatty
This is all yours
Want me to do him in?
If there's any killing, we'll take care of it
Get going
Must be a tough fella, to mess with super cop's
Got something for me
His voice doesn't sound so tough...
Hand it over
...You?
Do you know me
I know you're an addict
How do you know
You scum... here, take this!
Help!
There's no one to help you
I don't know what supercop's wife sees in you
Take it! Go on, take it
Help...
Freeze
Don't move
Damn you!
How are you feeling
I have a splitting headache
Please, sir, don't die
That's what I keep telling myself, too
I didn't know third party's are so rough nowaday
He's not a "Third party"
He's part of an extortion gang
Remember them, remember me! Bring them to jail
I had my eyes closed I can't recognize them
Don't kid me now
If you can't recognize them, I'll tell you
Just promise me you'll get them
Promise me
I can't help you
Don't depend on me, I'm sorry, sir
OK! I promise!
I offered to cover you, but you wouldn't listen
Sir, this is for you
Please don't blame me for what happened last night
Because I was confused, I speak something wrong
Let's just forget about the promise
What did you promise him?
None of your business
Just promised him I'll be careful and
look after myself
Stay in the police band and mind my own business
He died so violently Didn't he ask you to avenge
None
If he did, only you yourself would know
But, never go back on your promise
to dying man
What if I do?
It's not my fault the world has problems
It's not my duty to pacify it
Fellow officers, we are gathered here today
to honour one of the bravest men...
amongst our team
Sergeant Rambo Chow
Sergeant Chow joined the Police cadets at the age 14
and passed training with honours
He later joined the regular force and served
throughout the years,
his exploits earned him his life
His brave deeds are numerous
Although we are gathered here to honour his passed
We should not be touched
with sadness...
Together with admire, with the encourage
Sergeant Chow's dead
We are very proud of him and in his memory
Any anger should be converted to energy
We had set Chow to rest
But his spirit shall...
always remain with us
We offer him...
our everlasting respect
And the eternal promise that...
We shall follow his noble example...
Fearless in the face of death and sacrifice for people
Sergeant Chow, may you rest in peace!
May I now call on the Commissioner to present flower
What's he doing
Take him away
Yes Sir
Take him away
I've never shafted any of my men before
But your behaviour today...
is inexcusable...
So I'm shafting you to uniform branch tomorrow
Sir, please, one more chance
It won't happen again
Let me show it
Stop
Get Out
Sir, one more chance
I gave you a chance! Now give me a break
If I don't shaft you, someone will shaft me
It's better that you be shafted instead of me
Besides, if I don't shaft you,
my superior will shaft me
Then we'll both be shafted...
So I beg of you... help me out...
Give me a break and let me shaft you
Thank You, Goodbye
Sir!
What
You really shouldn't shaft me
That's better, the uniform branch...
I'll give you some confidence...
You'll seek my help very soon
Let's cross
Thanks! Bye!
Why are you here?
To watch you on your beat
Haven't you ever seen police giving traffic tack?
What are you talking about? You have a gun
Really you should hang around jewellery shop and bank
If there is a robbery, then your gun...
Don't touch
If you meet gun-catching gang,
you're in big trouble
They'll slash you from behind...
Don't you have anything pleasant to say
Good thing is only two minutes to leave
345 Over
345 speaking, over!
Emergency call from College Road
Please response
Roger! Over!
You wish came true! Let's go!
Is it terrorists or
maybe a hostage situation
I hope not
Take out your gun. You might need it
Not that serious, is it
345 calling control
What kind of case is it
Family dispute. Why?
Nothing, over
Son, come down! Put down the cleaver!
It's danger
Poppa's not dead
He's your father!
No
Many Poppas
Let him go! We can talk it over
Poppa!
Poppa? Do I look like Poppa?
Poppa, give me a hug
Poppa
Son, put down the cleaver!
Poppa
Son
You cops killed my poppa! I'll chop you
Chop...
Help...
Let go...
Tuba, get him off me
Let go, let go
I've finally got him pinned down
You've also got me pinned down
Have a seat
Those two escapes...
from the mental hospital
Have already chopped five, six people
Never would have guessed you two would bring them back
As your superior, I am proud of you
It was nothing, Sir!
Actually all the credit belongs to 34567
I only know how to play the Tuba
That's not true
If you didn't act as a decoy!
I wouldn't have had the chance to pounce on him
It's really a waste of people
Sometimes it's not right be so generous
It's not right to play down
your role to credit your friend
It's also not right to ignore your own contribution
Why do you want to give me all the credit
Cheung
Tuba
Cheung
Tuba
Cheung
No use being modest you two
I hope you two will continue to work as a team
As a team?
I...
You can go get a revolver
From today on, you're walking the beat with Tuba
Thank You Sir
Sorry Sir
Thank You Sir...
Tuba, tell dirty harry to watch out! I'm coming
Ready to go, sir
Where's your partner?
Coming
What are you doing? Come on in!
Wow...
Not bad but not "sexy" enough
I'm had at disguises
Sending me out...
will not attract any pervert
I'm not sending you out to attract... to catch
You two make a good-looking couple
Someone else will attract the perverts
Move
Get out of my way
What are you up to?
Sending these two to cover
Is this a joke
Not my idea, just following orders
Any complaints, take it to the superintendent
OK! Don't pull rank on me!
Don't you two sleep on the job tonight
Anything happens to me, I'll hold you two responsibility
If anyone touches you
I'll be the first one there
What? You're going to wait until someone touched
Don't you know the rules
Is the scene have to get X-rated before you show up
I'm telling you,
if any male walks within three step
And glances at me... you two arrest him
Alright, time to go
What are waiting for?
Let's go
Do you think there'll be any action tonight
I hope not
Don't you want a promotion?
I just don't want to get demoted
We can get a clearer view over there
Nothing proves there's peace in this world
Perverts scout around before they attack
Mary, let's get married!
You're already pregnant
Let's wait and see
Why wait? You marry that guy
And I'll marry fat Pat, then we'll have security
We can still be lovers
I don't know if I can convince him to go
I've already convinced my fiancee, why can't
Then we can rendezvous during our honeymoon
I'll go tell him I want to get married
Why don't we go get married?
OK John!
You marry that English man
And I'll marry the Portuguese woman
Once we're setting, we can still meet secret
It's a deal!
Let's go
Help
The pervert, let's move
wait
What's the matter
If we go over now, the charge will just be attempted
If we wait any longer, it'll be a successful raped
No, wait a litter longer
If we don't go over now, it might turn into a rape now
If you don't move, I will
Madam
Are you alright
Where were you guy
What should we charge him with
I'll leave it to you
How about upsetting police public relationship
What?
Protecting the suspect...
You don't seem to be all here
We're passed this supermarket...
many times
What are you up to
Show a little understanding to a friend in me
You'll cross this path in the future also
What path?
The path to sweet romance
What? Romance?
It's a waste of time and money
I haven't spent any money
Just time and leg work
You should get straight to the point
The path to romance is best if you can fly non-stop
I know, but I'm stuck on a one way street
Hold hands yet?
I told you, it's still a one way street
Hurry up and turn it into a two-way boulevard
Where is she
Inside
The supermarket
Low-priced merchandise This ain't no boutique
Throw her on the shopping cart and roll her home
I can't,
I don't know even how to ask her out
If you speak up, your chance is 50-50
If you don't, your chance is zero
Besides, women are fickle
If you don't date her, someone else will
What excuse I use to date her
and excuse will do
There's so many items,
just pick anything to talk
Also, the magic of cupid's arrows
Shopping
Yes
Help yourself
I will
Do sardines only come in cans
We only carry it in cans
Sardines aren't a good excuse
Does spam come in a bigger size
Yes, over there
How do I go...
from spam to "are you free tomorrow"
Which tissue is the softest
We have so many, which do you prefer
Tissue is not the right excuse
Excuse me
Besides sardines, spam, and tissue
We have many item
I think you should come right out and speak your words
At least there isn't a generation between you and me
Actually I want to ask
if you've free tomorrow
But I didn't know how to...
Sorry, pretend you didn't hear what I said
What time is it
half past seven
Tomorrow at this time I'll be off half hour later
If you want to date me, don't be late
Great...
Enrcka
You spent five minutes, what excuse did you used
Peanut butter and jelly
Yep, I told her I was peanut butter and she was jelly
And that we go well together
You don't look like peanut butter
You should have said she was beans and you were pork
And that you were meant to be together
Thank you for smiling on me
May you rest in peace for eternity
Grandpa, I know you like apples
But you don't have to eat it before my eyes
Please to smile on me, so I can do what I want
No
Bless me so I can be a top notch crime-fighter
goods for love,
a chance to proliferate our family
What? Amen?
No... not amen
Don't be scared
You... you...
If I tell you I'm alive, would you believe me
You're really weak at heart,
aren't you
And you want to be a top notch crime fighter
Come on, wake up
I have to talk to you
To make it brief, the reason I came is to
Let me slap you awake
I confess to stealing money to buy candy when I was four
Played hockey at seven...
Gambled ten dollars when I was nine...
Peeked at my neighbour bathing at twelve
Don't tell me your life story
I came to...
I give up, play games, huh!
Listen to me, stop play acting
You've already cost me my position
Please leave me alone
You promised to avenge me
We might be starting a feud, why not forget it
Forget you promise, I'll tag along wherever you
Where are you going? It's late
Boxing lesson. You OK?
With that person tagging along,
how can I be OK
That person?
You wish
He can't see me
You won't leave? OK, I leave
It's cold outside
Put on extra clothing
Follow me if you can
Something's wrong with Tuba
Tuba...
Let's see how long you can tag along
Depends on how long you lead me
Don't walk too far, you'll get cramps
I can just float along
Don't wander around so late
You might run into a ghost
Never mind him
He nuts
Never mind him
If you dare, follow me into the temple
Hey. Is that the way to treat an old friend
Come on. Follow me! Come on!
Are you possessed or something
Not possessed, but follower closely
Unless you become a caretaker at the temple
Or a monk
Otherwise, I'll stick like glue to you
How dare you intrude, spirit
Stop scaring people
Sorry
Feel better
Yep, he's gone
Yep, I can see he's gone
He was horrible, blood flowing from his nostril
Green complexion, and that casper smile
Let's go home to bed
What are you doing here
You make a fool of me
Joanne, is your friend slim of plump
Plump
Tall or short
Tall
Good taste
Dating me, isn't he
Let's wait and see
He seems better than your brother-in-law
When he courted me,
he brought oranges
Twenty years ago, it was considered deconty
Though now it's considered blase!
He's here
A token of my respect
Come in
OK
This is my mom
How do you do
This is Tuba
Tuba
Yes
Please have a seat
Thanks
Please
Smoke
No, thanks
You two chat, I'll finish cooking
Why are you staring at my mom
Just imagine how you'll look
when you're her age
My dad's home
So late
Don't mention it, some jerk farted in the life
So I took the stairs
If I ever see that jerk again...
Daddy, Tuba's here
Tuba, my dad's home
Uncle
Daddy, I'll go help mom, you two chat
OK
Oh, it's you
Uncle, at first...
Have a seat
Try it again and I'll punch you
Punch me
It has nothing to do with you
Really
Dinner's ready
Let's eat
Please be seated
Have a seat
Sit anywhere you like
Yeah, sit down
are you all right
Sorry
Here, use this one
Thanks
Here's one for you
Again
Again, don't
It has nothing to do with you
Let's have soup
What happened?
It was nothing to do with you
What else are you serving tonight
A duck, steak and dessert
Skip the duck and steak, just serve the dessert
And get rid of him
Why
Can't you see he's crazy
Alright
What's the matter with you tonight
I... he...
Never mind, drink your soup
Never mind the soup
Dessert coming
You... you...
Don't...
Stop
Can you hear it
Let's leave
What happened had nothing to do with you
Sorry it turned out like this
Never mind
At least you understand. Let's go out
OK
You go alone
I can't take you anymore
Crosses are for evil spirits
I'm a good ghost, so it's useless
Good ghost? You're ruining my life
You call yourself good
It's not as if I broke up you marriage
She's just a girlfriend
Right, and I was very lucky to have one
You spoiled it all for me
Why me? Hong Kong is full of Policemen,
why me
What did I ever do to you
Tuba, when I died, you help my hand
That's why you're the only one I can communicate
That's why I have to choose you
You think I have a choice
If you keep you promise
I'll arrange not just one girlfriend
But many beautiful girls to be your girlfriend
I don't need so many, just Joanne will do
OK, you tell me! How can I keep my promise
How can I find that gang?
If I knew, I would have told you long before
but we still...
have a lead...
Is the money ready
It is ready
Take the money and get into your car
Where to
Central... Wellington Street
Someone will contact you
lf...
Is something wrong?
Nothing I hope
Then, why we are here everyday
Just an intuition
I hope is a good intuition
OK! Keep your eye open
Hey, here he come
What are you waiting for, get in the car
Hurry
Follow closer
Get out of the car
I'll watch the car
Go
Something is happening
Looks like the transfer
They are switching briefcases
What should we do
Follow them
Follow Kam
Kam is useless now, we should tail them
Tail a bit closer
We are closer enough
Get out of the way
Are you blind? Is a red light
He's right. It's a red light! What now
Go quick
Get out of the car!
Tuba, sit tight
The car is over there
Hey, you guys over there
They are aboard the ferry
I sent for the speedboat
Let's use the cross harbour tunnel
No, too late for that
What should we do?
Hang on
Tuba, hang on
Damn you, Cheung
Police everything's alright
Everyone in your cars
Tuba get over there!
Tuba, you can't die
Right, not now
I will cover you, you go that way!
Don't move
What's going on?
Get down
Freeze
Drop your gun!
Grab this
Let's get out of here
Where are they going
The swap went smoothly
But some of the guys were caught
Put the money in the box of fruit
I'll go talk to the boss
Well
It's done
See you tonight usual place
Only the two of us? Let's not
Let's go
Well, here goes nothing
So, it's going to be life or death
Fine with me? I've waited a long time for this
Let's not fight any more, OK
OK, then you don't arrest me, OK?
OK, no problem
But you come along back to the station anyway
You want to take me
I can't anymore
Tuba
Come on! Otherwise they'll get away
Let them, we're no match for them
Yes, you are
No, I really can't
Let me borrow your body
Lend you my body
Yes, let me possess you
Possess me
Tuba, I've entered your body
Possessed? How come I don't feel it
Now do you feel it
Tuba, fight
Come on, sucker
Tuba
It hurts
No, it doesn't. I've possessed you
I should hurt, you shouldn't hurt at all
But I feel it hurts
I said no, it shouldn't!
Keep cool. Get up and fight
Here goes nothing
See, Tuba, it doesn't hurt
Yeah? How come I ache all over
why don't you frighten him
Frighten him, now?
Tell him you're Superman
Superman?
Show him you can fly
But I can't fly
You can't, but I can. Come on, get up
You can't got away. Do you know who I am
Police, big deal
No, not police, Superman
Superman
Good going, Tuba
Didn't you possess me
Why are you ever there
I didn't possess you, I lied
Relax, Tuba
You've already subdued him
See, here comes your boss
Everybody out of the way
Sir
Are you alright
Yes, I'm alright
You did very well
Bring them all back to the station
Are you alright
I'm alright
Good show
Thank You Sir
Tuba, we've finally cracked a big case
Let's get out of here
Super-cop! Don't you leave
What about my girlfriend
Oh, is you
Why did you come
I just want to say I'm not crazy
Are you saying you intentionally acted that wrong
May I come in
As you like
Thanks
This time you must help me
Alright, alright
Who is it, Joanne
Dad
Uncle
What are you doing here
I come to apologize
Don't come over
Joanne, come over here
I'm a peaceful man,
but I must protect my loved family
Any nonsense out of you and
I'll hit you
Tough old fells, isn't he
Can't really blame him
I can't talk with you any more
Shut up, he's going to hit you again
Your zipper's down
Uncle
Better think before you open your mouth
Stay cool, Uncle, I want to do something
What
Fix my zipper
Uncle, I fix my zipper and you hit me
I unzip it
You hit me if I fix it, you hit me if its open
I'm not touching my zipper any more
Uncle, don't hit me again
Tuba
Quiet
You keep talking and I'll never be able to explain
Young man, do you like to talk to open space
Why don't you go out to the New Territories
It has lots of open space, then you can really talk
I'm not talking to open space
I'm talking to a ghost
Are you saying our house is haunted
Aha, feminine underwear
No not that
Can I have your panty
He's really crazy
Watch it, fatty, or I'll hit you again
Will panty hose do
No, don't...
Don't move
Tuba, wait! I know she's important to you...
alright
Do it if you must
I sacrifice my right to reincarnation to support you
Go ahead
A ghost
Where
Over there
She can see. She can see you
Thank you for helping me
You know, Joanne must really like you
Because actually she can't see me or hear me
You don't need my help any longer
See you in the after light
Tuba
Let's go to a movie
OK
Did you see any ghost
No, did you
Neither did I
Our poor daughter
I'm now a police constable
But soon I'll be an inspector, then commander
Then finally commissioner of police
You can get away
Tuba, give me a hand
Go ahead